Top Ten Reasons Cap'n Jack won't Get the Girl
10. Because Lord Norrington saw her first.9. Because he'd rather get Will Turner?
8. Because that would end the franchise after only three episodes.
7. Because in Mickey Mouse-world, the princesses always get their princes (and none of them have gold teeth).
6. Because Cap'n Jack has better pirate fashion sense than Elizabeth does.
5. Because cool pirates don't throw hissy fits and handfuls of sand when things don't go the way they think they should.
4. Because, as his father always says, "You can't always get what you want."
3. Because it's a bit difficult to woo a gal when you're in the belly of the Kraken.
2. Because Elizabeth just doesn't get the importance of conserving rum, even when stranded on a deserted island.
...and the number one reason Cap'n Jack won't get the girl...
1. Because no way, no how, will we believe that Elizabeth Swann and Will Turner are the secret twins of the most evil man in the Empire.
Colleen Gleason stepped onstage at 7/13/2006 12:30:00 AM
7 Comments:
LMAO at #9!
Hilarious! Nice Stones reference with #4.
Perfection!
#1 is my favorite.
But can I just RANT for a moment, having finally seen this film today?
WHY DID THYE TURN WILL INTO A PUSSY?
Dude, what was up at the end when he was like, "elizabeth, I shall help you find the man you've been cheating on me with!"
No, Will! Don't!
Can you say "BIG MISUNDERSTANDING?". Sounds like a cheesy romance novel. LOL.
Here's hoping Will finds his balls.
LOVE this one: Because, as his father always says, "You can't always get what you want."
As for Will, I think he's feeling as betrayed by Jack as by Liz.
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