Thursday, July 13, 2006

Top Ten Reasons Cap'n Jack won't Get the Girl

10. Because Lord Norrington saw her first.

9. Because he'd rather get Will Turner?

8. Because that would end the franchise after only three episodes.

7. Because in Mickey Mouse-world, the princesses always get their princes (and none of them have gold teeth).

6. Because Cap'n Jack has better pirate fashion sense than Elizabeth does.

5. Because cool pirates don't throw hissy fits and handfuls of sand when things don't go the way they think they should.

4. Because, as his father always says, "You can't always get what you want."

3. Because it's a bit difficult to woo a gal when you're in the belly of the Kraken.

2. Because Elizabeth just doesn't get the importance of conserving rum, even when stranded on a deserted island.

...and the number one reason Cap'n Jack won't get the girl...

1. Because no way, no how, will we believe that Elizabeth Swann and Will Turner are the secret twins of the most evil man in the Empire.

8 Comments:

Blogger Stacy Dawn soliloquized...

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Thursday, July 13, 2006 1:13:00 PM  
Blogger Jana DeLeon soliloquized...

LMAO at #9!

Thursday, July 13, 2006 7:06:00 PM  
Blogger Nonblond soliloquized...

Hilarious! Nice Stones reference with #4.

Thursday, July 13, 2006 8:23:00 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth Byler Younts soliloquized...

Perfection!

Thursday, July 13, 2006 11:23:00 PM  
Blogger Diana Peterfreund soliloquized...

#1 is my favorite.

But can I just RANT for a moment, having finally seen this film today?

WHY DID THYE TURN WILL INTO A PUSSY?

Dude, what was up at the end when he was like, "elizabeth, I shall help you find the man you've been cheating on me with!"

No, Will! Don't!

Saturday, July 15, 2006 2:59:00 AM  
Blogger Colleen Gleason soliloquized...

Can you say "BIG MISUNDERSTANDING?". Sounds like a cheesy romance novel. LOL.

Here's hoping Will finds his balls.

Saturday, July 15, 2006 8:24:00 AM  
Blogger MaryF soliloquized...

LOVE this one: Because, as his father always says, "You can't always get what you want."

Sunday, July 16, 2006 10:37:00 AM  
Blogger MaryF soliloquized...

As for Will, I think he's feeling as betrayed by Jack as by Liz.

Sunday, July 16, 2006 10:37:00 AM  

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